We Really Have Award Winning Toddler Toys?

If a parent has a chance to go buy some award winning toddler toys, they should do it! I mean these are not just your average toys! These toys won awards! Who would have even thought that they had such awards. Awards for toys? I mean, what does a toy have to do or be in order to win an award. Does it matter how big the toy is? Does the color matter? Can a toy be super small and still win an award? And just when is this toy award show? How long have our toys been winning awards? And furthermore, where can we buy these award winning toys? I'm sure these are all questions that have been burning in a couple of you all's heads.